tamorapierce:

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

You know what?  You just changed an aspect of myself I’ve hated since ballet class in sixth grade.  Thank you!

(via alexthefalcon)

jerkidiot:

in one of The Giver trailers, the narrator literally says “In a world where love is forbidden, they will fight to bring it back.” like okay that’s not what the book is about at all

(via dontbeanassbutt)

true as fuck zodiac

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch

taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time

gemini: crayola as fuck

cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit

leo: cutest ever

virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit

libra: weird as hell omg

scorpio: probably satan

sagittarius: cute and very sweet

capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices

aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them

pisces: even more crayola than gemini